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Tuesday 7 October, 2008
By  yazzi agrawal   19:32 | 12/Apr/2008 |  0 Comment(s)
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plz find the answer

1. Once upon a time, Sada and Adam ,visited the coal mine to find some
diamonds.
Sada goes right and Adam goes left . Sada had one harpoon only but
Adam had
sophisticated diamond detecting tools.
Inspire of that, Sada found one diamond but Adam didn't find any ...
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Why ??
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Hira hai Sada ke liye !!!!


2.Math PJ  


Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will
eliminate me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."

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Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."

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Dude goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
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Dude asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara and got me the
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To oosne aisa kyon kiya??
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Waiter replies, " Samajhdar ke liye ishara hi coffee hai"...
4.Jabardast PJ..hil jaoge

All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
All electrons ask him "Who are you?"
He Says
"My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"
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Ek baar ki baat hai......
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!

unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....

wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!

Raste mei ek surang aati hai....

chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga... .

Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa

jaata hai....

Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se

kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......

aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~

abb mylord.!!!

sawaal ye uthta hai....

aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....

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batao...

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chalo mai batata hun....
kyuki

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uske paas LAAL-TEN THA!!!



 

 
 
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